Every so often, Vulcan Termite and Pest Control, Inc. opens the morning paper and find that the State’s Health Department has published a list of eateries that haven’t passed the smell test. In other words, the restaurant gets fined for untidy working conditions, rat and mice leftovers, roaches or other critters running rampant in the…

It’s as if something from another galaxy landed on our planet. These things that don’t exist in nature will never say “Take me to your leader.” We don’t see the ships flying in the sky, promising a violent takeover. Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) pop-out of laboratories here on Earth. Some have called them Frankensteins. Basically…

The lettuce in the garden is beginning to bring you fresh salads. Those tomatoes taste great. And there’s more fresh produce than you can eat, store and can!  Vulcan Termite and Pest Control, Inc. has done the same thing we do every year which forces us to give away bushels of zucchini and squash. Then…

What’s the plan, Stan? You’re about to go to war. But what’s your strategy? This is not a one-shot deal. It’s going to be a prolonged battle since you have a near nuclear pest problem. Not to say you can’t do it yourself, but the potential of wasting a ton of treasure on an infestation…

Here at Vulcan Termite and Pest Control, Inc. we have many skills. But did you know, in a way, we’re also chemists? We know that one particular pesticide occasionally doesn’t do the trick. Not mad scientists, but we are able to put together a brew that will kill what ails you. Praise Zeus we have…